I've Been a Good Girl This Year by tinymonkeyt

Hello my dear friend Santa!
Has it already been a year?
I hope you and the mrs. are well
also your elves and reindeer

I know you're probably busy 
preparing all your gifts
and making a nice schedule
of all yours land and lifts

You also probably have gotten
many other letters
from kids around the world
to prove that they're better

But this letter is different
I have really repented
What you have seen and hear
may be have been misrepresented

I've been a very good girl
this much I can say
So please lend me your ear
and I'll explain, if I may

I only flamed on GBAtemp
because noobs clearly deserve it
And it really wasn't my fault
their stupidity is a crime they commit

I only stole Bob's console,
his xbox 360 elite edition,
to help cure him of his
evident video game addiction

And Sherry's missing cash
is mainly her own fault
for leaving the keys out
to her bulletproof vault

As for Amy's broken leg
I can't take the blame
since she tackled me first
in our playful wrestling game

So can you see,
that I'm not that bad?
Now that you understand
I'm so very glad

So for Christmas this year
there are a few things I want
My friends are poor
and so is my great aunt

A new electric guitar
preferably by fender
I smashed my old one
to get Polly to surrender

Maybe a new DS as well
since I have to repay Terrence
for breaking his DS
when playing Elite Beat Agents

I also would like a nerf gun
like the raider or firefly
that way I can practice my aim
on the squirrels nearby

See, Santa? That's not too long
I hope this gets to the north pole
so you won't be so stubborn
and give me a stocking full of coal!

Love,
Tinyt