Dear great old santa!
This tempmas I'll might leave out some Fanta!
I walk around and here people scoff a lot of useless banter.
 
They say your not real! A fake they say! A fake!
So I was a good boy and attacked them with a rake!
 
I believe in you santa! I do, I do! 
Just as much as the cows go moo!
 
I help old grannys crossing the street
and provide all the gangsters with one strong beat.
 
Ive tried it all year and im trying some more,
the good thing is its never a bore.
 
I have more to tell and ill hope your read on,
Cause my tempmas spirit is in the form of a song.
 
I vacumm the house and make it tidy,
it gives us that feel of the house being insidey!
 
I set up the tree, all by myself!
It was pretty easy because im not an elf!
 
I clean out the chimley so you wont get dirty,
it only took me till twleve thirty.
 
GBATemp is where i hang out, 
help all the noob as they dont have to pout!
 
I help the community and share all the holiday spirit
I also like to ask for help about my pet ferit
 
So on Christmas eve ill leave out some milk, 
awaiting for you an a cloth made of silk.
 
Down the clean chimley and into my house, 
Just watch out for my very large pet mouse.
 
Maybe ill see you there and give you a hug, 
Celebrate christmas with you and my santa mug.
 
Sit down and drink from it and share all your stories,
Hearing about all your tales and Glories!
 
Then when you leave all sit there and wait, 
only 365 more days till i have to set more bait.
 
~Outgum (c)