T'was a week before Christmas, and throughout all the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
But behold in the office was a router light blinking
For upstairs in a bedroom, a child was not sleeping
And in the middle of an intense game of Mario Kart
The room was filled with a crackling start
And the room was filled with a flickering light
For the screen of the child's DS Lite
Did not seem to be working quite right

"Oh no," said the child, "oh what will happen,"
"When my parents find out that the hinge has snappen"
So the child found a pen and some paper and wrote up a note
"Dear Santa, the hinge on my DS has broke"
The child licked the envelope shut, and pulled out a stamp
Then went off to bed and shut off the lamp

So when Santa received the letter
He wanted to remedy the child's displeasure
So he sent for his tip-top head elf
"I'm sorry," the elf said, "he'll have to fix it himself"
"All the worker elves are off on vacation"
"I'm afraid I can't help you in this situation"

But Santa did not want the child to be sad
For Christmas is a time to be glad
Unable to make a new DS for the child
He had an idea and suddenly smiled
He went off to GBAtemp and saw that they were holding an event
"I need a brand new DS to give as a present," he sent

And now that you know that it is Santa writing this letter,
You have an opportunity to make the world better